(via bonushumor)
I mean, the world would be so much better…
(Source: satans-helper-in-hell, via campbelltoe)
Why can’t running over skanks with your car be legal?
Fuck everyone
(via z33zy)
A girl’s fb status.
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”
… dead.
… My body is shaking from the laugh that wants to erupt
(via captaindarian)
(Source: brotherswinchester, via scrubslove)
(Source: suckmymalteaser, via hardcore)
I wish I could rap as fast as busta rhymes
(Source: wolfmanandbilo, via inyourhonour)
